#1
Why did the tomato turn red on the plane?
It saw the salad dressing!
#2
Why did the GPS break up with the driver?
It was tired of being told where to go!
#3
What did one mountain say to the other?
Nothing — it just waved!
#4
Why did the bicycle stop on the highway?
It was two-tired!
#5
What do you give a car for its birthday?
A gas card!
#6
Why do cows make bad pilots?
They always forget to moo-ve over!
#7
Why did the airplane get a bad grade?
It was always in the clouds!
#8
What did the big flower say to the baby flower on the road?
Hey, bud!
#9
What do cars eat for breakfast?
Traffic jam on toast!
#10
Why did the road go to school?
To get its high-way diploma!
#11
What do travelers put in their soup?
A road map!
#12
What do you call cheese that isn't yours in the car?
Nacho cheese!
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